Tuesday, 27 January 2009

A List Of DO NOTs For Nurses

Do Not....

Go to work after only and hour and a half's sleep
Hit on the doctor
Stick the 'finger' up at your boss
Think cheek towards co-workers is a form of communication
Turn up late then disappear to a clinic appointment with a patient
Accuse the consultant of being sexist because he comments on 'women drivers'
Make jokes about impacted bowels
Agree with anything you don't understand
Hit on the doctor (oops said that already... well it needs to be said)
Try to work without some form of caffeine in your system

5 comments:

Strong One said...

Great list!

Anonymous said...

I turned up late this morning then disappeared for 2 appontments. Snd the "no sleep" one. And I make impacted bowel jokes all the friggin' time!

WardBunny said...

And to think they all actually happened.... over a week. I'd have been slapped down if that had only been the space of a day!
The impacted bowel line happened with the SHO, poor thing have to stop doing that.

tranquility said...

But what if the doctor hit on a nurse

shouldn't that be in the list too?

WardBunny said...

tranquility - Ah well the list was a selection of things that I did or happened to me. Sadly none of the doctors hit on me but that is not really desirable either.

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