Presenting... Lessons in PowerPoint

Over the years we have been doing presentations has no one learned anything? Guess not.
First go back to this post and watch the video.
Second DO NOT make me sit through a 15min presentation with 40-odd slides.
Third DO NOT have 50-100 or more words on ANY single slide!
Forth freaking learn to use PowerPoint because it really isn't that hard. Stop treating me like a god because I can throw some words onto a slide in the space of a few hours.
Fifth DO NOT use tiny or complicated fonts.
Sixth, if you break any of the rules and I fall asleep, you are NOT allowed to be pissy at me. 'Cos I gave you fair warning!